A Ghost Story for Boxing Day

A ROLLING STONE

WE visited the wee Garden Centre regularly. We much preferred it to those huge, impersonal Garden Centres – the ones with cafes and food halls and play areas; the garden centres that sell everything but where actual gardening seems to be an afterthought.

Yes, our wee garden centre was pretty basic – plants, pots, compost – but the staff knew their stuff, and there was one guy in particular who was like a walking encyclopaedia.

There was nothing remarkable about Will Moss – his name was on his badge – other than his amazing horticultural knowledge. He was a small, stocky bloke with craggy features and the complexion of someone who enjoys the outdoor life. His hair was dark, with flecks of grey, and it was really hard to tell how old he might be. My wife thought late forties, I guessed a good few years older but we really didn’t have a clue.

Will couldn’t have been more helpful and nothing was too much trouble for him. When we visited he never seemed too far away and when we needed his advice Will always seemed to be on hand, always there but never intrusive. You would always smell him before you saw him: Will was clearly a big fan of Old Spice.

Once we had got to know him a bit better we made a point of testing him out. On the way to the garden centre we would come up with all sorts of devilishly difficult gardening dilemmas – but without fail he would come up with a practical solution for each and every one of them. He enjoyed the challenge but was modest about his vast knowledge, embarrassed even.

Our garden flourished through Will’s expert guidance, and what had been a barren desert of spindly, weedy grass blossomed to become a beautiful oasis, vibrant with colour and teeming with bees and butterflies. Summer evenings were particularly heavenly, with the heady fragrance of the stocks, lillies and lavender filling the warm evening air.

In the autumn and even into winter there was stunning colour and variety in the garden, and that would have been impossible without Will. He had been such a huge help to us that we decided we really must say thanks in some way, and with Christmas approaching we decided to get him a gift to show our appreciation. It could only be one thing: a large Old Spice gift set. I remember we laughed when we imagined Will receiving gallons of the stuff from grateful customers like us at Christmas.

We went out to the garden centre in early December, and we were surprised that there was no sign of Will when we got there. He could have been on holiday or on a day off, of course, or maybe even off sick (although he had once proudly told us that he had never had a day off sick in his life).

When we asked another member of staff where he was we were astounded to hear that Will no longer worked there. He hadn’t left: he had simply disappeared.

From talking to other staff we discovered that Will has worked at the garden centre for many years, far longer than all the other staff but other than that, he was a pretty much a mystery.

He had always refused promotion when it was offered, seemingly content quietly working away. He didn’t talk an awful lot but everyone got on with him and respected him. He never talked about family and no-one knew anything about his personal life; he always took lunch on his own in the garden and never attended social events.

Strangest of all, the home address he had given his employers did not exist. It seems the street name he provided was demolished many years ago.

Bewildered, we left the garden centre without making any purchases and we didn’t talk all the way home.

I wandered into our garden to try to get things straight in my head, and sat on the bench under the lilac tree, a favourite spot.

I took a deep breath … and suddenly froze. I exhaled – and then carefully, ever so slowly, I breathed in once again. Yes, there was absolutely no doubt … the unmistakably pungent scent of Old Spice.

Will’s gift still sits on the workbench in the garden shed. Perhaps one day he’ll come to claim it.

DAVE PICKERING

December 2022

A story for Christmas

Ben and his mum always spent their holidays at Grandad’s. Ben and his mum lived in a big grey city but Grandad lived in a little village in the countryside. Ben loved it there – it was bright and green and it didn’t smell smoky. And you could hear the birds sing.

One holiday was especially special, more special than all the others and Ben would remember it forever.

It was the Christmas holidays and when Ben and Mum arrived at Grandad’s it started snowing – it was almost as if it was a special early Christmas treat for Ben to welcome him back!

Ben had a wonderful sleep in his own little bed at Grandad’s – he always had a great sleep there, but he got a real surprise when he got up and looked out of his window. There had been a storm during the night and the big tree in Grandad’s garden had been blown down!

As soon as he had finished breakfast Ben went out to see the tree.  That wind must have been awfully strong, he thought. The tree is gigantic, but the wind had ripped it out of the ground and thrown it back down again. Superhero powers!

Ben had had lots of fun with that tree. He played games running round it; he climbed it; he read books in it’s shade in the summertime and had special picnics with Mum and Grandad under it’s leafy branches too. It’s trunk served as a wicket for his cricket games with Grandad, too, and often as a goal post when he imagined he was playing in a cup final. And it was always Grandad’s hiding place when they played Hide and Seek.

Now, the huge tree was lying on it’s side and there was a deep hole where it’s roots had been.

Ben peered into the hole – and then he noticed some tiny footprints in the snow, leading away from the hole over towards Grandad’s shed …

He followed the trail and noticed the door of the shed was slightly open. Unafraid, Ben went in. The shed was always dark, but Grandad kept a torch just inside the door and it was still there.

Ben slowly shone the torch round the shed … and there, sitting on Grandad’s stool in the corner, was the strangest wee figure.  Ben bravely crept forward for a closer look … this was the strangest creature he had ever seen.

It was a mole! But this was no ordinary mole – this was a mole with a sou’wester hat, a plastic mac and wellington boots!

“You’ve got clothes on”, Ben said slowly … and the Mole replied! He actually SPOKE! In a quiet, squeaky voice the mole said: “Of course I’ve got clothes on – I’m outside and it’s cold! You wouldn’t go out without clothes on, would you?”

“Of course not, but I’m a boy! And you’re a mole!”

“Same difference”, said the mole sniffily. “We’re both small”.

“I’m not small. I’m SIX!” said Ben, indignantly. “And I’m big for my age!”

“It doesn’t matter”, said Mole. “Do you want to go out to play?”

“We can’t play together”, said Ben, wisely. “I am a boy and you are a mole.”

“Of course we can play together”, the mole replied. “I play with Badger, squirrel and hedgehog. We’re all different but we have fun together all the time.”

“Aah, but you are all … well, wild animals. And I am a boy … and a superhero! So that’s that!”

“But you play with your Grandad?”

“Yes, I play with Grandad. But he’s a grown up. He’s like an old me. I can play with him”

“Well … he plays with us, too!”

Ben was confused. This was difficult information to take in.

Finally, he said: “Okay, then. Let’s go out and play!”

Ben and Mole went back out into the snowy garden for a snowball fight, and they were soon joined by Badger, Squirrel and Hedgehog. They had great fun, and Owl and Robin watched on from the roof of the shed. It really was a wonderful morning.

When Mum called Ben in for lunch, the wee boy said goodbye to his new friends and went into the warm cottage.

Mum asked: “What have you been up to, Ben? Have you had fun?”

Ben couldn’t wait to tell her about his amazing adventure. “There was a mole and a squirrel and a badger and a hedgehog and we had a massive snowball fight and we had races and we played hide and seek and ….”

“Oh, Ben! Really, what an imagination! I’m sure you’ll be a famous storyteller when you grow up!”

“But it’s true! Grandad …”

Grandad put his finger to his lips and winked …

Ben looked outside. The snow was getting heavier and there was no sign of his playmates.

He never saw them again during the holiday, but on the day they left to go home both the owl and the robin were back on the shed roof, as if they knew …

That was their last holiday at Grandad’s. Mum said he had been very ill and that he would be happy now to be with Nan again.

Ben would never again return to the cottage and the magical animals would forever be their special secret.

DAVE PICKERING

December 2022

Citizen writers to feature on The Big Scottish Book Club this weekend

Citizen Writing Group participants will feature on BBC’s Big Scottish Book Club this weekend.

Group members discuss Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic novella The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hide

The show airs on Sunday 4th December at 10pm on the BBC Scotland Channel and BBC iPlayer. 

Watch it here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001g05b

The Citizen Writing Group meets online every week under the guidance of Communities writer in residence Eleanor Thom and, with life after lockdown returning to something like normal, have recently met in-person at two lively sessions at Musselburgh’s Fisherrow Centre and Granton Hub at Madelvic House.

Three writers – Nandini, Janet and I – were recorded during August’s Edinburgh International Book Festival at Edinburgh College of Art, where the Citizen Writers Group performed a selection of writing at the popular Stories and Scran event. The group’s work was also showcased in One Day Ticket, an ensemble piece performed by actors.

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