Quick birthday shampoo and set for Her Majesty
BY ROYAL APPOINTMENT
A Davidsons Mains hairdresser received a surprise visitor this morning – none other than Her Majesty the Queen!
It’s understood Her Royal Highness put her nintieth birthday celebrations on hold to enjoy a new hairdo at reduced senior citizen rates.
While Her Majesty herself remained tight-lipped, a spokesperson for Buckingham Palace said: “The appointment was secretly booked under the name Mrs Liz Balmoral-Windsor to avoid any publicity but unfortunately a pack of yelping corgis gave the game away when she arrived.
“It is well-known that Her Majesty enjoys a bargain, just as her dear mother did before her. She is very pleased with her new hairstyle and it’s extremely likely that she will return in the future – this by Royal appointment.”
It is unknown if Her Majesty tipped her hairdresser or indeed paid for her haircut.
Happy birthday, Ma’am!