England’s Euro 2024 Doomed?

The missing Star Sign that could spell disaster

As we dive into the celestial influences on football’s greatest, it’s intriguing to note that Aquarius dominates the ranks of the world’s top goal scorers, with legends like Cristiano Ronaldo and Romario under this sign. 

This sign, known for its innovation and independence, seems to bestow exceptional footballing prowess. However, a stark contrast emerges when we look at England’s Euro 2024 squad, which notably lacks any Aquarians. Could this absence impact England’s performance in the tournament?

Top 20 Goal Scorers and Their Star Signs Ranked by National Team Goals

Name Goals Birthday Star Sign National Team
Cristiano Ronaldo118Feb 5th 1985AquariusPortugal
Lionel Mess103June 24, 1987Cancer Argentina 
Ferenc Puskas84April 2, 1927Aries Hungary 
Robert Lewandowski79August 21, 1988Leo Poland
Pele77October 23, 1940ScorpioBrazil
Romario55January 29, 1966AquariusBrazil
Gabriel Batistuta54February 1, 1969AquariusArgentina 
Thierry Henry51August 17, 1977Leo France 
Luis Suarez68January 24, 1987AquariusUruguay
Gerd Muller68November 3, 1945ScorpioGermany
Didier Drogba65March 11, 1978PiscesIvory Coast
Zlatan Ibrahimovic62October 3, 1981LibraSweden
Karim Benzema37December 19, 1987SagittariusFrance 
Raul44June 27, 1977CancerSpain
Gunnar Nordahl43October 19, 1921Libra Sweden
Eusebio41January 25, 1942AquariusPortugal
Josef Bican29September 25, 1913  
Hugo Sanchez29July 11, 1958CancerMexico
Alfredo Di Stefano23July 4, 1926Cancer Argentina and Spain
George Weah 18October 1, 1966Libra Liberia 

Kerry Ward, renowned astrologer from Tarotoo, offers her insights into the astrological patterns of these top goal scorers:

Aquarius Dominance

“Aquarians, known for their innovation and independent spirit, seem to thrive in the spotlight of football. Their ability to think outside the box and approach challenges creatively makes them natural leaders and visionaries on the field. With five Aquarians in the top 20, including legends like Cristiano Ronaldo and Romario, it’s clear that this sign’s traits align well with the demands of top-level football.”

Cancer’s Emotional Strength

“Cancers bring a deep emotional connection and intuitive understanding to their game. Players like Lionel Messi and Alfredo Di Stefano are perfect examples of how Cancers can channel their emotions into extraordinary performances. Their sensitivity and protective nature often make them key playmakers and reliable team members.”

Libra’s Balanced Approach

“Libras are known for their balance and diplomacy, which translates well into their football careers. With four Libras on the list, including the likes of Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Josef Bican, their ability to maintain harmony and strategic play has been a significant factor in their success.”

Scorpio’s Intensity

“Scorpios like Pele and Gerd Muller bring a level of intensity and determination that is unmatched. Their resourcefulness and passionate nature drive them to excel and become pivotal figures in their teams.”

Kerry Ward, astrologer from Tarotoo says: This exploration of the top 20 goal scorers in football history through the lens of astrology provides a unique perspective on their success.

“The traits associated with their star signs—such as innovation, emotional strength, balance, and intensity—seem to align perfectly with the skills required for greatness on the pitch.”

No Aquarians, no party for England? Probably p*sh, but we can dream! – Ed

City to shine support for Nepal

‘There is no time to lose’ – Lord Provost Donald Wilson

APRIL nepal earthquake

Edinburgh residents are being encouraged to shine to show their solidarity with the people of Nepal tonight following Saturday’s tragic earthquake.

The City of Edinburgh Council is a partner of the Edinburgh Disaster Response Committee which is asking residents to help survivors during the aftermath of the disaster. A fund has opened with the Edinburgh-based humanitarian organisation Mercy Corps for urgent donations.

To pause to reflect on the devastation, the Lord Provost will lead a candlelight vigil which will be open for all residents to attend. The candle lighting will take place at 4pm on Saturday 2 May at the City Chambers.

Tonight is the last evening of the Council’s interactive light installation in St Andrew Square with the Edinburgh International Science Festival. In a display of support for Nepal, Twitter users will be asked to turn the Melville Monument red which is the shade of the Nepalese flag and the Mercy Corps Earthquake Appeal.

The Lord Provost Donald Wilson plans to lodge an emergency motion at Thursday’s meeting of the Full Council to call on support of the appeal. He said: “Edinburgh residents are known for their generosity of spirit and together we can make a difference to people in Nepal by providing urgent donations. Even a gesture of solidarity like the red lighting of St Andrew Square or a candle at Edinburgh’s vigil demonstrates support and raises awareness of the appeal. There is no time to lose.”

Edinburgh based international charity Mercy Corps has been working in Nepal since 2006. The humanitarian organisation has launched an emergency response in Nepal following the massive earthquake and their dedicated team of more than 90 people has been working tirelessly to evaluate conditions and deliver emergency supplies to desperate families, whilst dealing with their own tragedies.

Simon O’Connnell, Chief Executive Officer of Mercy Corps Europe, with their headquarters in Edinburgh, said: “Our thoughts are with the people of Nepal and all those in the region experiencing the effects of the quake. Our team has begun distributing urgently needed relief kits to people most affected and we are also working hard to get more supplies to reach the thousands in need.

“On behalf of the Mercy Corps team, we thank the Edinburgh community for your generosity and compassion as we race to help the Nepalese people.”

Nepal is one of the poorest countries in the world, with about one-third of its citizens living below the poverty line. The country’s dramatic landscape makes it hard to reach remote villages even in the best circumstances. These next days are critical for ensuring the safety and wellbeing of survivors and Mercy Corps is reaching families left homeless who desperately need shelter, food and water.

Send lifesaving relief with an emergency donation to the Edinburgh Disaster Nepal Earthquake Fund now.

Help get goods to Gaza

Toy convoy leaves on Friday

gaza poster 22.8.14Edinburgh Direct Aid who are the group behind the collection – they have been amazed by the response so far.

However they tell me they are in desperate need of:

  • Stationery Items
  • Arts and Crafts
  • Pencils etc

These items will be head to Gaza for the children 

They also need:

  • Parcel tape
  • Card Board boxes all the same size
  • Marker pens

These will be used for packaging the items for shipment

Do you know anyone who can help?

Maybe you have a few things to donate?

DEADLINE is FRIDAY at 5pm

*Note – Toys will also still be accepted


Robert Pearson
Tenants & Residents In Muirhouse (TRIM)