“The most whizzpopping, funbumtious book!” – TGJones reveals winning book reviews of primary school national reading competition

Each winner to receive £4,000 worth of books and stationery for their school

TGJones has revealed the winning reviews of its Bitesize Bookworms campaign, a national reading competition in which primary school children aged between five and 12 years old were challenged to describe their favourite book in 25 words or less.

Split across three primary school age groups, the high-street retailer received thousands of reviews as part of the campaign, with a judging panel consisting of MC Grammar, Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan eventually picking out three winning entries, from the ingenious to the hilarious.

“Plotting and potions

for bad and good,

beware of those witches

in your neighbourhood!

wicked fear, wickeder joy,

grief to grandma to hero mouse boy”

Noah, Year 2, reviewing The Witches by Road Dahl

“The BFG is the most whizzpopping, funbumtious book. The BFG is funtastic. I like his silly langwitch. I also like Sophie, she seems really nice.”

Stanley, Year 4, reviewing The BFG by Road Dahl

“It’s a funny and relatable book; my cat judgementally stared at me while I laughed loudly, snorted juice everywhere, and missed every bedtime until completed.”

Lyla, reviewing The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks by Katie Kirby

The Witches, Paperback / softback BookThe BFG, Paperback / softback BookThe Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks, Paperback / softback Book

Each winner will receive a £200 TGJones Gift Card, plus £4,000 of books and stationery for their school.

The judging panel also chose three runners-up from each age group, who will receive a £50 TGJones Gift Card and £500 of equipment for their school.

The retailer launched the Bitesize Bookworms competition earlier this year in support of National Year of Reading 2026, the biggest campaign in a generation designed to inspire everyone to discover a passion for reading and embed it into our everyday lives. 

A Department for Education initiative supported by the National Literacy Trust, the National Year of Reading is delivered with the support of major sponsors and partners, including TGJones. 

The campaign has encouraged the nation to Go All In in 2026, reading into our passions and interests to get more out of the things we already love, whether it’s football, gaming, music, sci-fi, or baking. 

TGJones’ competition added to the momentum, encouraging readers to pick up a book and share their recommendations with others to spark a conversation about reading.

Alex Willson, CEO of TGJones and Head Judge of Bitesize Bookworms, said: “Nothing is more creative than a child’s imagination and we wanted to celebrate that unfiltered, accidental comedy that comes from a child giving their honest opinion about their favourite book – and the winners of our competition provided us with just that.

“Reading is so important for a child’s development, and as partners of the National Year of Reading 2026 we hope this campaign has encouraged more children to pick up their favourite book.”

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davepickering

Edinburgh reporter and photographer

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