England’s Euro 2024 Doomed?

The missing Star Sign that could spell disaster

As we dive into the celestial influences on football’s greatest, it’s intriguing to note that Aquarius dominates the ranks of the world’s top goal scorers, with legends like Cristiano Ronaldo and Romario under this sign. 

This sign, known for its innovation and independence, seems to bestow exceptional footballing prowess. However, a stark contrast emerges when we look at England’s Euro 2024 squad, which notably lacks any Aquarians. Could this absence impact England’s performance in the tournament?

Top 20 Goal Scorers and Their Star Signs Ranked by National Team Goals

Name Goals Birthday Star Sign National Team
Cristiano Ronaldo118Feb 5th 1985AquariusPortugal
Lionel Mess103June 24, 1987Cancer Argentina 
Ferenc Puskas84April 2, 1927Aries Hungary 
Robert Lewandowski79August 21, 1988Leo Poland
Pele77October 23, 1940ScorpioBrazil
Romario55January 29, 1966AquariusBrazil
Gabriel Batistuta54February 1, 1969AquariusArgentina 
Thierry Henry51August 17, 1977Leo France 
Luis Suarez68January 24, 1987AquariusUruguay
Gerd Muller68November 3, 1945ScorpioGermany
Didier Drogba65March 11, 1978PiscesIvory Coast
Zlatan Ibrahimovic62October 3, 1981LibraSweden
Karim Benzema37December 19, 1987SagittariusFrance 
Raul44June 27, 1977CancerSpain
Gunnar Nordahl43October 19, 1921Libra Sweden
Eusebio41January 25, 1942AquariusPortugal
Josef Bican29September 25, 1913  
Hugo Sanchez29July 11, 1958CancerMexico
Alfredo Di Stefano23July 4, 1926Cancer Argentina and Spain
George Weah 18October 1, 1966Libra Liberia 

Kerry Ward, renowned astrologer from Tarotoo, offers her insights into the astrological patterns of these top goal scorers:

Aquarius Dominance

“Aquarians, known for their innovation and independent spirit, seem to thrive in the spotlight of football. Their ability to think outside the box and approach challenges creatively makes them natural leaders and visionaries on the field. With five Aquarians in the top 20, including legends like Cristiano Ronaldo and Romario, it’s clear that this sign’s traits align well with the demands of top-level football.”

Cancer’s Emotional Strength

“Cancers bring a deep emotional connection and intuitive understanding to their game. Players like Lionel Messi and Alfredo Di Stefano are perfect examples of how Cancers can channel their emotions into extraordinary performances. Their sensitivity and protective nature often make them key playmakers and reliable team members.”

Libra’s Balanced Approach

“Libras are known for their balance and diplomacy, which translates well into their football careers. With four Libras on the list, including the likes of Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Josef Bican, their ability to maintain harmony and strategic play has been a significant factor in their success.”

Scorpio’s Intensity

“Scorpios like Pele and Gerd Muller bring a level of intensity and determination that is unmatched. Their resourcefulness and passionate nature drive them to excel and become pivotal figures in their teams.”

Kerry Ward, astrologer from Tarotoo says: This exploration of the top 20 goal scorers in football history through the lens of astrology provides a unique perspective on their success.

“The traits associated with their star signs—such as innovation, emotional strength, balance, and intensity—seem to align perfectly with the skills required for greatness on the pitch.”

No Aquarians, no party for England? Probably p*sh, but we can dream! – Ed

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davepickering

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